Help me choose my daily motivator for the new year.

This is the front runner, an obvious inspiration to me, something to strive for, a reason for me to wake every morn and not ever pick up a razor. Laura will thank me when I look like these dudes.

This is a great idea. Not since the Flying Nun have nuns been so human. Praise God. And yes Mom, I saw this on Ellen.

This is an even better idea. Not since Match Game '74 has Betty White been so human. Praise Allah.

Eadweard Muybridge was an international celebrity in 1878 when he produced a series of photographs that settled the question of whether a horse has all four hooves off the ground at the same time while galloping. The study was inconclusive.

What it says.

12 months of shirtless men with designs shaved into their bodyhair. We got a shamrock, the Star of David & a Christmas Tree. Each page is accompanied by bizarrely helpful grooming tips. This is in the running.

Also saw this on Ellen, and is surprisingly less entertaining than it initially seems it would be. Just goats in trees.

Photos of tennis players from the 1800's. I can't imagine anyone buying this. If you see someone with it you should probably rip it down.

Frisk-y. Ha! Get it?

Laugh all you want, but this has some of the best photos of the group. Good lighting and subject matter. A real piece of art. I may buy this just to support the effort.

Magical.

This is the front runner, an obvious inspiration to me, something to strive for, a reason for me to wake every morn and not ever pick up a razor. Laura will thank me when I look like these dudes.

This is a great idea. Not since the Flying Nun have nuns been so human. Praise God. And yes Mom, I saw this on Ellen.

This is an even better idea. Not since Match Game '74 has Betty White been so human. Praise Allah.

Eadweard Muybridge was an international celebrity in 1878 when he produced a series of photographs that settled the question of whether a horse has all four hooves off the ground at the same time while galloping. The study was inconclusive.

What it says.

12 months of shirtless men with designs shaved into their bodyhair. We got a shamrock, the Star of David & a Christmas Tree. Each page is accompanied by bizarrely helpful grooming tips. This is in the running.

Also saw this on Ellen, and is surprisingly less entertaining than it initially seems it would be. Just goats in trees.

Photos of tennis players from the 1800's. I can't imagine anyone buying this. If you see someone with it you should probably rip it down.

Frisk-y. Ha! Get it?

Laugh all you want, but this has some of the best photos of the group. Good lighting and subject matter. A real piece of art. I may buy this just to support the effort.

Magical.
1 comment:
ahhh..but did you also she the Nuns in trees on Ellen....
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