She'll dress like an octopus
She'll steal flowers for your bouquets
She'll dance with the elderly
She'll teach minors how to pole dance
She'll redefine the Electric Slide
She'll take over the turntables should the music begin to falter
She'll sport the latest trend in hairstyles
She'll attack would-be wedding crashers
And she'll drink all your beer
Invite Laura to your wedding now. Her schedule is filling up.
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