Stati

I just made that word up. I don't like how statuses sounds. Too many sususesuses. Look at this guy...

Someone pointed out to me my facebook stati are very random. I went back and read them all. They made me laugh. I will remember them.... now.

R. Travis...

...- tada!
...:: un día.
...RxHS CG = good times gone (for now).
...been wishin' & hopin' & thinkin' & prayin'...
...: Panteleimon.
...is back in the blue.
...is probably too warm.
...is not your mama [apparently].
...is amazed at how close Jackson & Howell are.
...is house.
...says a word is also a picture of a word.
...says that according to my mother, some sort of phantom stole into the room where I lay in my cradle and struck me on the head with a silver hammer.
...is moon jellies & burning honey.
...has insects & insomniacs outside.
...waxed before he waned [again]; damnit!
...is getting sinisterer & sinisterer.
...eats oatmeal.
...is :) cause Emma is :) cause Sean is :).
...says be kind, rewind.
...has recently been working on a yoga technique that when perfected will allow him to blow in his own ear.
...likes plants that live on pavement, blessed brambles.
...is m-ba mkay pai daw btio phw.
...says look to the left- is that enough?
...asks which you prefer: reverse discourse or diverse recourse?
...is so embarassed for Daniel Riley!
...is at an actual 'busy'.
...is interiors.
...had his muffins stolen.
...knows the difference between a tepee & a toupée.
...drank a cobra.
...is wearing his mothers coat.
...doesn't wanna end up a bat on a sticky wicket but no sense moping about the flat.
...misses his ginger.
...had toad in the hoop.
...is chloroformed.
...is uncle.
...in the land of the lost.
...is 8.
...is packing & waited.
...is dawn kim add kitty fin.
...is oh me oh my.
...says happy birthday Mom.
...did nothing.
...flew to Miami to change a flat tire.
...barely cracked the list.
...is on Christmas.
...is a dirty whirlwind.
...is snowed in... finally.
...is taking bribes.
...has the road.
...tubed.
...is frosted window panes.
...wishing you & yours.
...is shoveling snow in a t-shirt & shorts.
...is taking reservations.
...gots chips, gots dip, gots taquitos.
...may have drank his hat.
...has all day. We all have all day.
...fireworked.
...for once, will not mind the warmth.
...is with gays.
...is ready for the cold again.
...is dropping rain like puss.
...wants 4 walls & adobe slats for my girl.
...says "put the kettle on baby, I'm coming home!".
...is taking one more night for Christmas.
...is blood-throat cotton-tooth.
...just bought dog food from a cake-faced Yoko Ono.
...is snowsick.
...is sweating & in awe.
...likes Amish toys.
...is in the off-season.
...is gonna make it out of the driveway today
...is in 1°.
...is off to Alabama mama trauma, then Obama comma drama.
...is flying back, undecided & illprepared.
...is paraded.
...left without saying goodbye. Buhbye!
...bailed on history.
...has Antony & he has never been more appropriate.
...is having pancakes for the 5th day in a row.
...is being still.
...is cue-are-ess-tee-you-vee.
...is all the while.
...is pursuing a nautically themed death.
...is keeping hands off the apparatus.
...all of a sudden felt my body moving the sound.
...is celebrating martyrdom.
...is black like that.
...does ninja moves and spy things.
...had a joint-reverse déjà vu?