Mothers Milk In The Freezer Section

Well I've had my last pint of Phish Food. PETA is taking the motto "Breast Is Best!" a little too far. These cats played on the green hearts of our the beloved Ben & Jerry's and are urging them to stop milking cows for use in its delicious ice creams and instead tap the unused resources of nursing mothers. No word has come out of the B&J camp about how seriously they're taking this request, but the argument is based on the the hazards cow's milk causes linking it to juvenile diabetes, allergies & obesity and of course how milking the cows is cruel. A spokeswoman for PETA added,

"We're aware this idea is somewhat absurd, and that putting it into practice is a stretch. At the time same, it's pretty absurd for us to be drinking the milk of cows."

I guess she does have a point. But my brain just keeps thinking how that leaves just one more small leap til we're all at Soylent Green, right?