Can't We Just Be Twitterpated?

We checked out Bambi from the library this week.

Not a good idea. 

A few of the conversations that have risen from her viewing:


Y: What happened to Bambi's mother?
T: The hunters got her.
Y: Got her where?
T: They shot her.
Y: Like Aesop got a shot from the doctor today?
T: No, that's a different kind of shot.
Y: So where is Bambi's mother?
T: She died when the hunters shot her.
(long pause)
Y: Is Aesop gonna die too?

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T: Yuula look at the ducks coming home for spring!
Y: Are we gonna shoot them?

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Y: Daddy, who's that?
T: That's Bambi's girlfriend.
Y: Are they gonna kill her?


Jesus Bambi...