Finally A Flower

 April 1st

April 30th

Sir Dirsty Muckenmouth

dirt is his third favorite food

And... He's Got A Mohawk

New Rule: No Pink Frosting

Bedtime Antics

Osh Kosh My Gosh

Cups Are Hard

it actually turned out to be quite lovely

My Birthday Things

 My first birthday vision

 My second birthday vision

 My first birthday present

 My second birthday present

 My third birthday present

My birthday entertainment

We've Born A Creeper

She's always there

Unicorn Pajama Party!!!

Harsh Food Critics

I think he still ate that bite

Pearl River Can't Kill Me

Back in Pearl River. This time I'm gonna burn it down.

Daycare Is Kicking Her Ass

what a mess

Real Girls Wear Rubber Boots

Welcome Home Puke

 I'm home for the first time in three days and Laura leaves me with sick kids...

 Gross Aesop.

 He barely has the energy to break stuff.

Still manages to be cute.

Popcorn Delirium

I like popcorn, but, geez...

Pot-Painter

Second Cut, First Style

Second Haircut

She knows what she wants now

First Style

Thai While Away

 I work in Pearl River NY sometimes.

 They had a Thai place next t my hotel.

 I got updates from the family.

I had Thai food two nights in a row. 

Every Day More Outdoor

Today, Just My Beard

that's it

Before Planter It Was Bowl

she's got skilz

Animal Update

 Rabbits multiply

Judee is fast as hell

Getting Yarded

 Aesop did not know that we had a a backyard. Surprise! 

 Yuula thinks she's a bunny.

I feel like this is going to be a popular spot this summer.

Lego My Heart

She loves Legos.

This could not be better news.

Shoe Distracting

Maybe now he'll like shoes

The Perfect Pie

so perfect we couldn't eat it all

Finally Legal

We should be in prison

Cuddle While Ya Can

Cuz she gettin' big

In With The Poo

Bean Boozled

this is a new family holiday tradition

Giving Bunny Ears

We're gonna need more ears.