Now I Never Want To Go To Morocco

A well-preserved trilobite specimen from Morocco that lived during the Devonian Period roughly 400 million years ago...

imagine that crawling up your leg

Horrifying French Clowns From The 1930's

sleep tight

And It Jumps Too

Meet the Peacock Spider. Native to southeastern Australia and damn attractive to the females on that ‘bird of paradise’ level. This is the most nightmarish thing I can imagine.

Swiss Christmas (Piss Yr Pants)

ahhhhhhh!

Where The Lovelight Gleams

Ahh Sufjan, keeping Christmas classy and beautiful even when you're being slightly twisted and horrifying. Is that why people love you?

That Mountain's Gonna Tell You Something

If you're not feeling the holiday spirit yet, I got just the thing...



Think that couldn't possibly be any worse?



And now for a completely different approach.



Are you okay?