Dirty Boys

Drunk In The Shower

This was just added to the list of things to put in to the new bathroom remodel

Kinetic And Genetic

We been doing some dreaming lately. Who knows if it's realistic hopefulness or full on fantasy. We went headhunting to some local merchants for monetary appeasement. We didn't really get it, but we got sidetracked by all the pretty lights. And then we got hungry. Did you know Red Robin has a delicious St. Louis butter cake. I gotta have me some of that. 

Then we went grocery shopping and tried to buy all non-GMO, organic and farm-fresh products. We were 63% effective. Better than usual. I think the air in the groceries is genetically modified so...

Thermometer Versus Coconut

I was trying to milk a coconut this morning and used Laura's meat thermometer to poke thru the soft eye of the beast. Then I tried to widen the hole and I broke the thermometer, about 35 seconds after she said "you better not break my meat thermometer". Whoops. That's what I said. But she got me back because once she found out that I don't condition my hair in the shower she bought me Suave Men's 2-in-1 with shampoo plus conditioner. Now I have no choice but to condition. I just won't enjoy it.