4 Seconds A Day: June 2015

as Junes go

Officially Too Big

bustin

Doughppleganger

get it?

We Are Free To Be Who We Are

these kids are hikers

Powdered Donut Delirium

she should be pregnant more often

4 Seconds A Day: May 2015

the month of the slide incidents

The Future By The Roof

We found a new park with all these futuristic spin rides. Wicked fun.

Pregnant lady wore herself out

What's That In There?

He just realized his baby timer is ticking

Unicorn Pajama Party!!!

Cuddle While Ya Can

Cuz she gettin' big

Giving Bunny Ears

We're gonna need more ears.

I Thought It Was Gas

he just found out he's going to be a big brother

This Is No Debra

This is our new baby. She is a girl. We are working on a name. We think we have one. It is not Debra. 

Or Betsy.

January Assortment, 2/3

he hates cuffs

pizza or spaghetti or both

can you sleep in the stink?

my favorite shirt of hers

you in there brother/sister?

he can't win

ball pit meets nightclub

Was That, What Was That?

There's a feeling in the air, that today may be the day....

getting her nails did, to meet baby brother?

 never too early to stock up on summer shades, for the baby

and she got her gyro, maybe it will help.....

stay tuned

The Most Of The Snow

Good thing Laura isn't 5cm dilated or anything, right?

Judee may have found her limit for snow

I love our new neighbor Tom, even if he does show up 5 minutes after I've already dug out

 staying safe and dry and warm, begrudgingly (notice the boots on)

Spice On, Storm On, Spice Off

We're on high alert over here. Laura is 5cm dilated and I think, for most women, that means you are in the middle of giving birth. Of course, this does not apply to my amber-headed beauty, and she ain't had a single, what one would call, contraction, and for the record, it's starting to piss me off.

We tried the spicy food thing, and during the meal realized that the incoming storm would cause a slight travel complications and immediately ceased the spice inhalation, and by immediately I mean after three more trips up for tikka masala and almost accosting the waiter when they said they were out of rice pudding. AFTER that we did things opposite of what one would if they wanted to expedite the birthing process.

Like wander around an antiques warehouse.

Yeah. It didn't go as planned. What has? WWe moved Yuula doctors appointment to today as well, since the storm was going to interfere with that as well. She was a champ.

See.

(I don't know what the makeup is all about)

Enough To Pinken The Cheeks

We got out in the snow, just long enough to pinken our cheeks and get that sweaty cold feeling that makes ya itch a little. It was enough fresh air to hold us over.

This was right before she said, "Look! I can still button my coat!"

Actually excited to help her father shovel

It's a Trap!

Wrecked

She loves the snow

She's Gone Xtreme

We found a place with bounce houses today, just down the road. Never knew it was there, and apparently neither did anyone else. About 8 kids all together came in during the 3 hours we were there. That's right. I said three hours. Yuula is a maniac. 

Apparently being pregnant makes you good at basketball

And being pregnant makes you deem even the most inappropriate place to sit down and kick back acceptable

I wonder how she plans on getting back up

I'ts The Taandori Talking

 Apparently Laura dreams of Indian food. And upon waking from said curry dreams, she must fulfill the hole left in her belly with as much basmati as she can fit on her plate. So, just like we did on Friday, today we headed out to Scranton after her appointment to knosh on samosas and makhani. But you won't hear me complaining.

In other news, she' 3cm dilated. Seven to go. The midwife used the term "silent birth". I said, "let's hope so". At this point it looks like this guy will not be a January baby, but I say that with a no intelligent basis on fact or academia. It's the tandoori talking.