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What Does The French Ghost Say On Halloween?

(from October 31st, obviously)

What does the French ghost say on Halloween?

Boo-la-la.

I think I made that joke up.

Halloween was off to a lazy start. Our dragon fell asleep.

We went to visit Eileen at the rehab. They had an awesome Halloween trail last year. This year; gone. Me; pissed.

Yuula saw this photo and now she truly thinks she has magical powers. Maybe she does.

Aesop just can't seem to keep his head on.

Took a little moment to play some GoT

Then I pretended to sacrifice the unicorn to the Halloween gods.

Mommy hides behind her protector

Next year I want to go as Aesop. This looked cozy.

Downtown Stroudsburg does Halloween right

Which one is the real Laura?

Reviewing her take

The dragon didn't make it.

All Things Good Is A Pittman Girl

(from October 2nd)

What a way to start off October, and to start off our ad campaigning for the new biz. With a busted axel, in the middle of nowhere at 11PM with two kids in the back of the van. Luckily the vagrant who lives behind Hahn's Dairy Farm kept us creepy company til our insurance could send us a tow truck and our guardian angel Ashley Pittman left her date to rescue us and save us a $400 taxi fare.

Peace indeed Ashley. And also with you.

Her Blue-Eyed Horror

from June 25th

this thing lives in our garden

All Emergent

The day started off fairly intense, with a little 911 action on my behalf for the little lady in our life. Long story short, she's fine, 100%, but has some serious work to do to get rid of some thick flem that had her all choked up right out of bed this morning. A Cold. The End.

But then we got this little project moving. I think it may actually happen this time.

Aesop is not as convinced

Then I ended the day dropping my delicious dinner. I did not call 911.

Now I Never Want To Go To Morocco

A well-preserved trilobite specimen from Morocco that lived during the Devonian Period roughly 400 million years ago...

imagine that crawling up your leg

Maybe Christmas Is Hiding From You

Post by Epic Vines.

I'm Gonna Tear Your Head Apart

Yuula The Giraffe Scores Big

Halloween 2013: Yuula the Giraffe

The suburbs behind Main Street continue to be the spookiest and creepiest  place to trick and treat

Yuula did not seem phased by the over-the-top decor found on Thomas Street

One wants to stop and eat candy, the other wants to keep on creepin' on

Yuula went head first into Halloween. She wanted no help, braved the darkened streets (and they were dark) and was not at all slowed despite the best efforts of the candy-givers to scare the bejesus out of little children. Good for her. 

And the power of candy.

As If There Were No Barriers

song of the day

this is my horror movie soundtrack

I Live With Creepers

I should've known...

 Things were getting weird

I'm being watched

BOO!

Hung Of A Creepy?

I'm way into Halloween this, so you're getting videos...

Horrifying French Clowns From The 1930's

sleep tight

Eagle Snatches Child

Uhhhhh

look out for eagles now I guess

Horrific Halloween Hilarity

At 34 this was the most fun I've had trick-or-treating, maybe ever

Halloween Lives In November Now

Surviving Sandy: Day Six

 This day, November 3rd, was the day that Halloween was pushed back to. That's fine with us. Just another reason to escape the igloo at 8 Arrowhead. Or are we now 5134 Arrowhead? I think we're both.

 Downtown Stroudsburg has some perfect trick-or-treating houses so this was gonna be great

 Yuula was has really come to love this lion costume

 Just look at this turnout!

 There were a few scary characters but Yuula kept her eyes on the prize: CANDY!

 Good thing she's too short to see these jokers

 We had to make a few stops to refuel

 Passing by another creepily wonderful house downtown

 Oooh, now a creepy tree and brick wall

 And then a slightly inappropriate and geriatric Batman roamed the street keeping the youth safe

 Some people really went the extra disgusting mile

Afterwards, we decided on Sweet Creams, since it was kind of the only place within walking distance that had power, and we love it. We are trying to run the full menu, each ordering a different sandwich and going halfsies, therefore expediting the process. This round was the Florentine Flatbread and the Smokey Mountains. Delicious. Yuula had pizza and chips. And we had ice cream. 

And then the power came back on....

Classic Spooking Be Damned

Ahh the good ol' days. I remember them fondly. Now we have crap like "trunk or treating" and moving Halloween to weekends. Last year Halloween was canceled for crying out loud! Yeah I know, the power was out across the tri-state area but how perfect is that!? Darkness everywhere! Potential trespassing! No way to call for help when you're attacked in moonlit alleys! C'mon people.

{satire}