Seething Bumpers Of Molten Sins

If I had a time machine and ticket to Paris I'd go to le Café de L'Enfer.

You enter thru a demons mouth-hole, with waiters dressed as devils, Satan as the doorman, and damnation on the menu, this place is believed to be one of the first theme restaurants. Not too much is known for sure, but the place seemed to operate from late 19th century to mid 20th in the red light district of Pigalle in Paris, like in Moulin Rouge. They plastered tortured souls on the walls and yelled at you when you entered "Enter and be damned!" It was probably like Medieval Times, only not for pusses.

(would I need the plane ticket if I could time travel? In the movies they seem to travel geographically at will ya know? It's the traveling thru time that is the hurdle)

Go Yellow Team

Ahh what a lovely stadium we'll all be watching today. Satan always has the loveliest of homes. And the two teams equally deserving to be in the big game, I can't decide who I want to lose.

Yes I can.

After weeks of rhinos and chinchillas and platypi predicting the outcome of the game, I give you my official prediction, which is neither an educated guess, a diluted gut reaction or a well-thought out decision based on stats, but more what I can come up with as I type these words right here....

Green Bay 24
Pittsburgh 23
Black Eyed Peas 17

That's right! Packers by 1. Put your money down.

To be honest I'm more excited about the chip dip and the commercials than anything else. Bring the sweat Fergie!