Altered Rice Preference

*Emergency Announcement*

My rice preference has changed. It now goes as thus:

1. Basmati
2. Brown
3. Jasmine
4. Organic Brown
5. Jerry
6. And Beans
   
7. Sweet Purple
   
8. Long Grain (just in general)
   
9. White

And no, couscous is not considered rice or a rice by product. Rice is the seed of the monocot plant Oryza sativa, a member of the grass family, while couscous is spherical granules made by rolling and shaping moistened semolina wheat and then coating them with finely ground wheat flour. Different things people.