The 'A' In Parade, The 'H' In Punished

She learned to write/draw the letter 'A' today, but it's more or less an 'H' due to her inability to connect the top. So she learned to draw the letter 'H' today.

 She's under the impression that there will, for some reason, be a parade on her birthday, and she doesn't yet understand the concept of "getting ahead of herself".

She amicably went to bed without her Wibbly Pig portion of the routine. She was being punished for the days' earlier transgressions, such as drawing a map to to buried treasure on her body and standing up in the tub. 

she don't care

Dear Eric, Love John

That would be John Lennon to Eric Clapton, in a note apparently considering joining up forces to create a little magic together. I guess someone had other plans. But this little nugget is for sale, and you can buy it, alongside items like letters from Van Gogh, an apology from Joe DiMaggio to Marilyn Monroe, scribbles by Beethoven, and sketches by Thomas Edison. They are up for auction later on this month, but for now are on display at the Madison Avenue gallery of Douglas Elliman Real Estate. I'll be in that very neighbohood this weekend and maybe we take a gander for ourselves since "early Charles Dickens manuscript" didn't make any of our Christmas wishlists.