Resistentialism

Obsolete Words, Volume 4

- the seemingly spiteful and hostile behavior shown by inanimate objects toward us

Death To The Wiggles

How is it that I have 82,000 songs on my iTunes, 9,000 CDs and over 400 records and all day long the only song in my head is "Big Red Car" by the Wiggles? I wanna strangle these guys but Yuula loves them. Frigin Aussies. Who do they think they are with four guitars? Broken Social Scene? I don't know what it is about these shows. They creep me out a little bit. Plus I'm pretty sure that Captain Feathersword is Colin Farrell. I hope she likes Keith Hernandez this much.

Get Your Split Out Of My Face

I don't care for people and their splits. I dislike splits altogether. They're kind of ugly. Unless their banana. I like those. I may have one this week. I had to get this off my chest. Goodnight now.

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