- Wake up/Rise
- Fetch hungry baby
- Get her cozy
- Make a bottle
- Start a fire
- Brew the coffee
- Start the car
- Feed the cats
- Put away dry dishes
- Pee (yes, relieving myself is 10th on my morning list)
- Start the computer
- Wash dirty dishes
- Retrieve bag of wood pellets from shed
- Pour water on wife's windshield as she pulls out of the driveway
- Start the laundry
- Begin work
I am Mister Mom. I'd rather be Beetlejuice or Batman, but I'll take it.
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