Daniel
Daniel is a good old friend. He is just recently acquired a new job and has been watching what he eats. Daniel insists he does not have a foot fetish, but knows someone who does.
Emma
This is Emma & my 11th summer together and I can honestly say I don't know anything about the girl. She constantly challenges those around her by just trying to keep up (literally, I hate you) and just when you got her figured out, she dyes her hair brown. She'll get it together one day.
Curtis
Curtis is a mockingbird, out to rearrange reality and carve a niche into the plodding Santa Fe landscape, all the while leaving time to reinvent his formative years thru the amalgamations of his joy for motion, fervor for creation, and obsession with peanut butter infused mousse. Curtis also does not like moisture.
April
April is the mama of us all, mother to one, and this is the best picture she's ever taken.
Greg
Greg uses words like disconsolate, ursine & sugarwater in perfect, albeit uncalled for and usually misunderstood context, and can work a biblical reference into a conversation about teriyaki sauce. Greg is Stewie Griffin.
Brian (aka: the Jew)
Brian is the wide-eyed optimist youngen among us, but he will soon learn the dark side of the activity and, like us, live everyday in the bitter & macabre shadow of a merciful beast determined to scrape at our souls til we take our final decaying breath.
Michelle
Michelle is a dark disturbing lady. She rarely has a nice word to say and is usually referred to by the kids as "the pain-bringer". And tho I wouldn't recommend it, if you do ever find yourself caught in a conversation with her don't mind the mumbling rants about her 80's obsession & rats in the deer-feeders.
Rory (aka: Cosgrove, Deputy Terry Cloth)
Rory is a hot mess.
Michael
Michael was in Rent. And I think he pays rent, at his apartment, or wherever he lives, I dunno, he's never invited me over. Michael is also a 24 year old black woman.
No comments:
Post a Comment